you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
As a Canadian I can 100% confirm
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
Yeah? Then I guess I’d better meet her for myself soon then, no? [gives her a pointed look as if to say “And when will that be?”]
[sheepish grin] Oui, probably. I’ll have to get you two together at some point next week.
She slammed a pillow over his face and laughed. “You’re right, but that doesn’t mean I won’t torture you either.”
He yelped and jumped up, trying to ward off the pillow with his hands. ”H-hey! How am I supposed to play dead when you’re doing that!?”
"You’re not, that’s the point," she pointed out with a smirk.
Ember scoffed with an eye roll; feisty girl, far too easily angered. “You obviously forget that I play the guitar, babe, so why am I supposed to care about your stupid instrument and David Whats-his-face?”
"David Garrett," she repeated angrily. "And you should care because he’s amazing, duh. You shouldn’t only pay attention to guitar players. You like drums, right? It helps crate good sound."
Undercover //closed with river-song-is-melody-pond
River bit her lip as she timidly did as she was told, her face destabilizing slightly for a moment before stabilizing again. It took a moment or two but eventually she recognized her owner’s face as the person who had married The Doctor at one point in his timeline, the woman who was a country.
"O-Olivia?" She questioned shakily before looking down fearfully. "I-I’m s-sorry M-Mistress."
She blinked as she saw a flicker of…something in River’s face, but it was gone when she tried to look again. “Yes, it’s me,” she said gently. “We found out about the slave operation a while ago and we’ve been gathering evidence to take them down. It’s gonna happen next week. I was ordered to get one person out of there early, undercover. I got you. There’s no need to call me ‘Mistress’ or act like you’re under me, okay?”
The Doctor examines the mysterious object
with a magnifying glass he found in the TARDIS
a couple hours before. ❝Oh, yes. Interesting. Very
"What’s interesting?" Olivia asked.
We’re up all night to get Loki!
I am leaving this website
kay, see ya tomorrow
is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck
American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras
i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that
but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”
how awesome is that
Hand Built Luxury Tiny House has Fireplace built into stairs and Jacuzzi Bath and Shower for sale.
I need this.
These are so cool